Each year I think the jokes can't get any worse then somehow the following year they just manage to dig a little deeper. So, I'm on a quest for GOOD Christmas Cracker/simple jokes to inject some festive cheer around the table and Christmas.
The best one I've heard that I can remember (and this might not be suitable for little ears) is:
A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bartender gave her one.
This one falls below the benchmark:
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!