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    Default Curious 4yr old DS

    Questions have started!
    - how does a baby get IN your belly?

    - how does the baby get OUT

    LOL, I'm trying to give responses that won't shock, yet is not too much BS

    Please help
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    Ha ha... This reminds me of ds when he was 3. He started asking all kinds of questions so I got the book "where do I come from?" From the library and read it to him.
    he didn't seem to really get it. When we were at the doctors a week later we saw a baby and ds started loudly telling me how babies were made. He got it a little mixed up. First he said.. "Daddy put his penis in your tummy and then a baby was in there", I said "not quite, but close". Then he said "I know, daddy put his penis in your bum and then a baby was in your tummy". Everyone in the doctors surgery had a laugh and I was mortified. Ds encouraged by all the attention started chanting "daddy put his penis in your bum" until we were finally called in. I have never been so embarrassed in all my life. I've decided to leave the s3x education for a bit.

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    Haha, thanks. What age is that book appropriate for?

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    I just had my second DS when DS1 was nearly three. I just said daddy helped put the baby in my belly and the doctor will help me get him out. I don't think the whole anatomy of s3x is required at this age and DS1 was satisfied with those answers at this stage.


 

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