Haha ... These posts are making me giggle.
DD1 loves using our iPhones and is pretty handy on them. One day we were at a BBQ for DHs work and she was playing on his phone. Walked in on her showing DHs workmates photos.... One of which may have included my boobs.
One day at work I received an email from one of my bosses being a massive douche. I forwarded it to one of my workmates b!tching him out, was months worth of built up anger and I really got into it.
But turns out I hit reply rather than forward luckily I'd already quit at this point and was just working out my notice period!
DS1 loudly asks if the checkout operator is a boy or a girl and I can't work it out myself.
Reply saying its rude to talk about people and he just keeps saying 'but why mummy? Is it a boy or girl? Mummy, why won't you tell me?'
Everyone in the line was looking at me for an answer too!
That is so funny, totally awkward! How embarrassing.
I have taught ds what 'boobs' are as I wil be bf his sibling in a few weeks. A couple of weeks later I was sitting in my parents kitchen and ds pulled my shirt down flashing my breasts to my dad yelling 'Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!'
Both my dad and I were absolutely mortified!
I will share one of my awkward moments to make you feel better!
A few years ago DH had a picture of my boobs as the screensaver on his phone. One night we were robbed and his phone was one of the things stolen. The police ended up finding the guys that broke in and got our stuff back. I was embarrassed enough when I found out that it was 2 15 year old boys who stole it and would have seen my photo, but then when I collected the stuff from the police station the rather hot detective turned on the phone to make sure it still worked....awkward when he looked at the screensaver then straight at my chest...
I then had to take the phone to a phone shop to get a charger for it as it was an odd model. Phone guy finds the charger and says he will just check it works...turns phone on...awkward again! Although he did say my DH was a lucky man lol.
Needless to say, DH's screensaver is now a nice innocent picture!
That awkward moment whej you first move in with you boyfriend and his mother, you hear her leave and have really really loud sex, when its over you hear movement down stairs to find mother in law had missed her train and came back home and heard it all.
Mumma to two beautiful boys on the spectrum and one special little girl.
That awkward moment when your spinning out at the checkouts as your card isnt swiping and the chick kindly informs you that you myer one card cant be used in coles
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