Omg this is hilarious!!
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Ohhhh my god! I'm dying, these are soooo funny!
What I've got to look forward to! Ha ha
Lol kids can be embarrassing
Ds1 (3) has been telling people that "mummy has a baby in her tummy and its going to come out her penis"
Lol lucky its just family and friends. I correct him and say "no mummy's vagina" he goes "oh, no it's going to come out mummy's Gina"
At my baby shower, my friend's son brought out her vibrator, turned it on & rubbed it on his head saying 'feels nice, have a try?' Whilst trying to rub it against my head. My friend went bright red & nearly died. It was hilarious!
One day after i got out of the shower DD1 said, "you've got decorations on your 'gina don't you mum".
just hair sweetie - no decorations!!
I swear I don't vajazzle
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