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    Classic!! I used to work in child care and we had a three year old tell me and one of our male teachers very conversationally "my mummy shaves her 'gina, it's got no hair!" Needless to say we had trouble looking her in the eye when she picked her daughter up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patience Belmont View Post
    Haha bloody kids. As long as she doesn't tell anyone else lol
    You mean like being in the toilets in Ikea and your DD asked "why do you have a hairy (front) bottom?"? Yeah, that would be embarrassing

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    I was in a very crowded public toilets with my DD about 6 months ago when she said at the top of her lungs "Mummy, what's your vaginas name?" The lady in the cubicle next to us lost her sh!t. It was hilarious.

    OP, you had me at Flangina. Best.

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    Friend of mine was in the bank a few years ago abs there was this mother and son. The son was acting up and the mother said he was naughty. The boy replied

    'No mummy your naughty, I saw you kissing daddy's winky'

    Bet she wished the floor swallowed her up there and then.

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    My 3 year old DD asked DH why he has a handle on his front bum? Then told me that handles are dangerous because they are hairy and stinky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meld85 View Post
    Friend of mine was in the bank a few years ago abs there was this mother and son. The son was acting up and the mother said he was naughty. The boy replied

    'No mummy your naughty, I saw you kissing daddy's winky'

    Bet she wished the floor swallowed her up there and then.
    That is hilarious! I think I would die if I was that lady

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    Nothing worse then being in a public loo and having DD saying in full volume ' Are you doing a poo mum?'

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    DD asked me the other day why I had a prickly bottom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by risfaerie View Post
    I was in a very crowded public toilets with my DD about 6 months ago when she said at the top of her lungs "Mummy, what's your vaginas name?" The lady in the cubicle next to us lost her sh!t. It was hilarious.

    OP, you had me at Flangina. Best.
    Hahaha love it. Flangina is her word, assuming its a mix of the 2 words we call it lol. Kid are so innocent but bloody embarrassing


 

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