But we don't really want their clothes And tbh - dh is in the doghouse...don't really want him right now either - this is going to be a difficult bd session coming up. Perhaps we could just turkey baster it in.
Lol sometimes I'm up for the Turkey baster!!! DH seems to think that AF week is All-About-Him week. Sorry mate! If I can't have sex neither can you! Lol :-P
Box, once when we were about 18 we were doing it in the shower and we broke him. Not enough natural lube + too much young enthusiasm = lots and lots of blood.
He looked down and said "are you on your period?" I said no. He said "well whose the fûck is all that blood!!!"
There's still a stain on his parents carpet teehee
Ahahahaha yay for a chuckle. I have a confession...I may or may not have, on a particularly exhausting day, made DH go in a cup and use the May be Baby lube applicator to suck it up and er 'turkey baste it'. *blushing* shhhh
Well it was part of the limited bd we had around O time and I got my BFP this month. It's not going well...but it happened.
Maybe that's what we're all doing wrong then rebecca - to the turkey basters!
btw - You girls made me laugh - thank you!
afm - I don't think I've ever had a shower big enough...and I'm ocd personality so I don't like touching the walls/curtain/whatever there is! My poor kids - at least they'll be germ-concious.
affm- I can't believe you made him bleed
Hi there could you please add me for Nov 6 ... Praying for a very much wanted early birthday present. Over this TTC.
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