Why does my husband trust me to go to the supermarket to choose ice cream, there's just too much choice :-(
If dd slams her door one more time I am seriously going to loose my sh*t with her. I wish someone else was around to tell her off because my throbbing headache along with a neighbour revving his motorbike plus our dumb dog barking (now muzzled) is not going down well.
.,.,,,as she just goes into her brother and wakes him up too. Now he is screaming
Woke up at 6 because two magpies had gotten in the house but couldn't get out so my dog was chasing them from the back to the front and they kept smashing into the glass doors - rather like magpie ping pong...
All of this woke DS who wanted to get up. Fine I thought. I'll just lay for a minute more. My "don't trust DS" radar kicked in. Get up. He greets me by shouting "I drew a moustache Mummy!"
He and the tiles around him were covered in texta :/
My vent- my boys were too spoilt for their birthday... and they have a gabillion new lego sets which they need help with, new board games to learn the rules to etc etc... and DD is having a growth spurt, which leaves ZERO time for me to do housework, let alone stopping for a coffee or a toilet break. I'm exhausted!
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