Haha I baby wipe everything too! Can't even be bothered washing the kids hands sometimes so baby wipes it is even when we are at home.
My house is always a mess.
Both kids 4yo and 2yo are asleep, I just spent the last 45min doing dishes and taking the washing in. Am supposed to tidy up the toys and clean up but i havent had a break all day so had a chocolate and will be relaxing with a cuppa.
My dh doesn't work away but most workdays comes home late after both kids are in bed. He does help out on the weekends with the housework such as vacuuming but sometimes even that gets done fortnightly. My standards have definately lowered! Ds is 2yo and still a messy eater plus he loves to wander off halfway through a meal and touch everything with his greasy hands. I too don't know how other people do it but then again I read the thread about confessions of being an average parent so I don't feel so alone
Once the kids are older I will be expecting them to tidy up and giving them chores hhehehehe