Well, I have laughed so much I have tears running down my face!!
I thought I was the only one who did things like this!! So glad I'm somewhat normal!!
Have been known to 'forget' to buy his favourite drink while shopping.
If I'm mad at him I purposefully make him a really crappy lunch - the worst was plain old jam sandwiches.
I too have been guilty of blaming him for not listening
I just throw out his clothes and he never asks.
Some nights I hate cooking so much that I make such a bad dinner that H buys takeaway for us all.
Some nights H offers to buy takeaway because he thinks I'm tired - I suddenly am!
We have animals to feed - some days if it's too cold or too hot I do the bare minimum and tell him I had NO time when he gets home!
When he farts he calls it perfume and carries on when I fart so I fart more than him to overpower his smell - then I ask him to open the window!
If he is in bed and comfortable I get annoyed that I've stayed up to finish things up so I get into bed and leave the light on.
I laughed till I cried about suggesting another episode to avoid s.e.x and then turning it on him. Guilty!!
Thank you everyone - I've had my belly laugh for today!!