Seen as the confessions of an average parent thread was so hilarious, I'd love to see people's confessions of being an average (or sh!t!) Partner.
When I'm making dh toasted sandwiches I never put butter on them even though that's how he likes them because I'm just too lazy.
Through winter to try and save money I told him if he slept on the lounge he couldnt have the air con on because I have the heater on in the bedroom.
I continously kick him out of bed for snoring.
English is his second language so I laugh at some of the things he's come out with.. shoes with wheels = rollerblades, a flat tree = vine.
This is probably my worst... Dh has an acquired brain injury and can be a bit of a sensitive soul sometimes and gets easily offended. I have often laughed at him for the things he gets offended by which only makes him madder! And when he was in early recovery stages and gaining his hand eye coordination back I nearly killed myself laughing watching him try and fail miserably to squish ants with the tip of an umbrella.
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