I put my 3 month old in front of the tv to distract her so I can eat breakfast, do cleaning, etc
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I let DD stay up until about 9 every night because I like the cuddles
I LOVE wine and champagne. I'm honestly hanging out for a wine so badly once this baby is born.
DD (4yo) watches a lot of music clips on YouTube... This means she has some questionable dance moves
Our 12 week old has had 6 baths, and 3 of them were in hospital. She hates them, we just put her in the shower every few days before she starts looking like one of those fluffy stray lollies in the bottom if your handbag.
I try to be good with BF, but she doesn't like the boobie, and I just can't be bothered pumping 24/7 to get enough for every meal, she had 1/2 formula.
I never eat properly now I'm not pregnant.
Sometimes I don't sterilize her dummies when they fall on the floor (though I do of the cat steals them and puts them in the cat food bowl)
I'm sure there is more :-(
steel magnolia (22-08-2013)
When I go to work I don't miss my kids. I don't even really think about them all day
DS and I often fight over the iPad.
Lately all the kid's dinners are in front of the telly
I like to drink. I sometimes drink quite a bit. I'm breastfeeding.
A while ago I was at a shopping centre with DS and I couldnt find the shop I was after and walked ages in the wrong direction. I made a frustrated noise and DS asked what was wrong and I said oh we're a bit lost. He replies 'you need to say f**k sake mummy. F**k SAKE. F**k SAKE!' louder each time............ And I thought it was hilarious
Oohhh and I like smoking! I don't smoke a lot but oh boy do I love it.
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Quite often my 6 month old leans too far forward on her lounge and falls off, yet I still stop and take a photo every time before picking her up because she looks so funny. Weird thing is, she doesn't even cry!
There is a stupid keyboard toy that randomly goes off in the toybox, both of the boys are terrified because they think a ghost is doing it. The other week they were being really terrible all day and id had enough, so to get revenge i got the keyboard out stood outside their door and hit the keys heaps and then ran back to the loungeroom, i did it three or four times they were so scared but i was laughing hysterically into a pillow. I felt so much better afterwards, cause they'd really pushed me to my limits earlier
And today after ds#2 wrote all his spelling words out, i wrote pee, poo, wee, fart etc on his list. Hahaha he got so angry!
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