Sometimes for "family bonding TV time," we watch An Idiot Abroad. DD LOVES it and thinks Karl Pilkington is hilarious (he is - but it's not exactly a kid's show).
She's watched so much Futurama that she can see about 2 seconds of the start of an episode and know which one it is and whether she likes it or not.
Some weeks I put her in after school care of day I'm not working... just so I can do whatever I want all day long, and not have to be at school by 2.30 to pick her up.
She currently has sheer pink Shellac on her nails. She's 8. (She's also got her own professional cleanser, day cream and night cream... but people tend to think that's less "OMG SEXUALISING!" than shellac).
If she asks what a swear word means... I tell her. She's heard them all... we swear all the time (she's not allowed to... but she hears us).