We were interstate visiting a school friend and her three DDs this week. The eldest is 5. She asked my DH if he had a shower that morning. He told her he hosed himself off in the backyard, then ran around in circles until he dried off. I could barely keep a straight face as she argued with him about she would have seen him.
I've heard this story before, my own dad might have told it, but it was still hilarious. It got me thinking, what crazy stories have you told to tease your/friend's kids?
DH (early 30s) + me (29 + several months)
DS (IVF #3) born 21/4/12 by emergency c-section
Both tubes removed after (natural) ectopic PG on 27/5/13