My children are defective. I'm writing a letter to see if I can send them back and get some new features added. Maybe if anyone else needs their kids sent for a service we could send them together as a bulk lot and get a good price. Who's in??
So far my children have displayed the following behaviours that are counter productive to ease of use.
The smallest child:
The more tired it gets, the less it seems to sleep. This causes it to cry a lot, and sleep even less. I'm thinking an 'off' switch could be utilized here
The largest child:
Gets dirty very easily, and is very hard to clean. It makes a lot of noise and moves around too much when I do try to clean it, and sometimes I feel that even steel wool and bleach wouldn't do a very good job of cleaning it. Perhaps I could get this child re-done in a Teflon coating, for easier cleaning. And an immobilising function would be good too (i can see this function having a large range of applications in this child)