Can you imagine the ad?
MEN! Are you tired of not being able to make your doodle pretty? Sick of the sexism that occurs because women have vajazzling & no equivalent for you??
Well wait no more... Introducing...
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(Noguaranteesareactuallycoveredbythiscompanyanyhar mdonetoyourselforyoursexualpartnerwhilewearingc0ck sparklesisyourownfault)