Okay, so verdict on the "dog on the bottle," one (It's Fifth Leg apparently, which sounds kind of suss to be drinking... is that where the wine came from? The dog's 'fifth leg'? EW! ).
Can you tell that it's made me a bit tipsy? I can still type at least.
Well, it's nice, but it has a bit of a "bubbly" taste to it without actually having bubbles. THat's weird, but I don't know how else to describe it.
Oh, it's actually semillon and sauv blanc blend. Maybe that's why? I dunno. It's doing well, who am I to question it?