This isn't really my embarrassing story it is my best friends from high school but i was there when it happened to her. Our group of friends were all hanging out at one of their houses swimming in his pool and my friend and i had gotten out to get a drink and my hosts Mum noticed a lose thread at the bottom of her swimmers and said stand still and quick a flash she yanked on the lose thread and pulled out her tampon right in front of everyone. I am still not sure who was more embarrassed my friend, the other friends Mum or his Dad who was also standing there, and because I get uncomfortable in tense situations I probably didn't help to much when I laughed involuntarily
I was on the lounge and my sister walks in (this was years and years ago), I decided to be a smart **** and trip her over as she walked past. I stuck my foot out, tripped her over, she stumbled then fell full force over and popped my boob!
Not actually popped it but in her reach to stop her fall she smacked/grabbed my boob and it made this awful pop noise.
She still tells people how she popped my boob.
At a family do years ago and I had a terrible upset stomach. I went to the furthest away toilet in the house (there are 5) and went. But I forgot to lock the door and the next thing I know the handle starts moving, I dove forward to close the door, not thinking about yelling out and my uncle walks in and see's me grabbing at my pants trying to pull them up and then tells me how he thought someone just left the light on. He's trying not to laugh and walks out.
I walk out of the toilet and go back to the family do and everyone had been told of me jumping off the toilet mid 'toilet', fighting my pants to pull them up as I was diving for the door :/
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Once at a music festival at about 5am I left the tent to go for a walk to the loos. I was definitely under the influence and hadn't slept. On the way back I spotted our tent and climbed in. I cuddled up to my boyfriend who was fast asleep. Then thought "whose bag is that?"
Took me a minute to realise I was in the wrong tent. And that wasn't my boyfriend.
Similar to Lambjams forceful tampon, not that long ago I was in a busy cinema toilets and changing a tampon which I had to pull quite hard, as I yanked it out it flew out of my hands and underneath the door, it literally skipped like a pebble on water until it stopped near the sinks. There was a fairly collective gasp from the entire room and I sat in the loo for around half an hour before coming out and putting it in the bin. So many times while drunk I have left toilet paper hanging out of my jeans, luckily someone almost always stops me just as I come out of the toilet.
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