a couple of lovely gay men bought a house in our street. they had been there about two days. We were walking the dog past their house and DS spots one of those flowers that you blow and they fly away? Can't remember the name at the moment.
But DS at the most opportune moment goes Mum look fairies fairies as these guys come out to check the mail....
I went into a Centrelink office with my dress tucked into my undies! There were HEAPS of people in the line behind me too...
It wasn't until I was about to LEAVE (so I had turned around so that everyone at the desk could see as well!) that a little old lady told me. So awful.
Another time, I had an appointment at hte hospital - you know, where rescheduling means you have to wait a million years for another appointment. Well, I was rushing to get there, and I obviously didn't look down when I put my shoes on... I have many pairs of shoes that are the same, just in different colours... and I had ONE BLACK AND ONE CREAM! WTF?! I noticed while I was sitting waiting, and I really had no idea wtf I could do. I couldn't just leave, cos then I'd miss my appt. I put my bag on my foot instead and hoped nobody would notice. lol.
taking dd to the public toilet at age 2.5 when i decided i had to go as well. She turned and said to me at the top of her lungs good boy mummy you doing wee wees in the toilet. Do you need to do poos mummy let me help you wipe your bottom. Good boy mummy. Well all i could hear were fits of laughter both sides of the toilet. Could not get out fast enough!
I was 14 and a friend and I had met up with 3 hot guys for a day out in Fremantle.
Half way through, the guys started making red jokes. My friend and I were a bit wtf and felt awkward coz we didn't 'get' their jokes.
Got home, and I realized my period had made an appearance and I had a spot of blood on the bum of my jeans.
I was glad I discovered it AFTER I got home, not before the long bus and train ride home.
Not me but last night dp and I were walking out of Dominos with our pizzas and he walked to the car next to his which looked similar and tried unlocking the driver door... while the owner was sitting in there looking up terrified at him. was hilarious. Poor dp was so embarrassed.
I've done countless embarrassing things so I can't even think of an example to tell you
When I went to Canada with my friend, we were getting a cab from airport. I shot gunned the front seat, ran around and got into the driver seat The taxi driver thought I was going to take off with the car, but I just forgot the driver sits on left side over there!
once at a gym in a hotel up the coast, i was showing off on the exercise bike in front of some guys who were in the spa outside just across the pool, and my mum called out to me from the glass entry and i got off and ran forward and hit the clear pane of glass right next to the entry, and fell on my butt. the guys peed themselves laughing, and to top it off, i decided on a whim to go over and laugh it off with them only to trip on a rock that was embedded into the concrete! oh the shame ! needless to say, i saw them there the next day and went to say hi and they teased me about it... we r still friends today! lol.
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