Mine is from my younger days, before my children and before DH. I was out having drinks with friends and had way more to drink then I should of, anyway at the end of the night one of my friends wanted to go see the guy she was casually seeing so I decided to walk with her, we lived in a very small town so it wasn't a long walk but it was long enough for the alcohol to start making extremely dizzy and not to well. We finally got there and I waited out on the lawn whilst my friend went and knocked on the door, I really shouldn't of sat down because everything started spinning and that is when it got messy. I was just finishing emptying my stomach contents when my friend, her friend and some other guy came out. My friend immediately rushed over and asked if I was ok, I lifted my head and went to tell her I didn't feel well when I saw her casual boyfriends friend and decided he was hot (can't remember if he really was my memory of him is fuzzy) so going into super flirt mode I jumped up chatting away even doing a hair toss. We left not long after and imagine my horror when my friend told me that when I tossing my hair I accidentally splattered a little bit of vomit off my hair onto Mr Handsome
I guess mine isn't too bad but boy was i embarassed. I was going to try on my bridesmiad dress for my sisters wedding so decided to wear my sucky in undies under my pants to save putting it on later. Well I had to stop at the ATM to pay for the alterations. Got out of the car and started walking and my pants fell down I pulled them up and kept walking pretending that nothing happened haha i wish the ground had just swallowed me up.
Now i only wear sucky in undies with dresses, at least there is no chance of them falling down
When I was in high school a whole lot of us were running down a steep hill at lunchtime. People everywhere. I tripped and slid down on my belly, school dress somehow over my head. It was mortifying.
Fanny farts!!! OMG i'm crying
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Ha, it was horrible.
He was really good about it. I've thought "F**k" and buried my head in the pillow and he goes "Oh, sorry." Like it was his fault haha. 3 years on and we laugh about it.
Standing in line at the Commonwealth Bank.
"Muuuuum! Derek's sucking MY KNOB!"
Older child pointing to younger child who had some sort of ball thingy in his hand and he was biting into it.
Thank god. Insert muffled chuckles from people in line and I think the mother wilted a little, poor woman.
I walked into the same glass sliding door twice at a party
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