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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsOhara View Post
    Oh that's hilarious!

    I have heaps... When I was 15 I was dancing in a concert and had to run around the back of the stage. I tripped on the choir stands breaking my ankle and fell through the curtains on to the stage. Two older boys had to come and pick me up off the stage while I was screaming.

    The first time DF and I had sex (which was meant to be a 1 nighter) I fanny farted... I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

    I got into a fight when I was 19 at the pub and the girl ripped my dress down exposing my breasts, I live in a small town so most people I saw regularly.

    Last year I was really constipated so took some Laxettes. Nothing happened overnight so went for a walk in the morning with the girls and of course had to go. No way I was going to make it so I had to call my Mum who brought her work mate and laughed at me the whole way home.

    I have heaps more but that's all that come to mind lol.
    On the train at the moment but could not help laughing at the fanny fart. I have a friend at work who fanny farts when she gets up and down from her desk...
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    Mine is from my younger days, before my children and before DH. I was out having drinks with friends and had way more to drink then I should of, anyway at the end of the night one of my friends wanted to go see the guy she was casually seeing so I decided to walk with her, we lived in a very small town so it wasn't a long walk but it was long enough for the alcohol to start making extremely dizzy and not to well. We finally got there and I waited out on the lawn whilst my friend went and knocked on the door, I really shouldn't of sat down because everything started spinning and that is when it got messy. I was just finishing emptying my stomach contents when my friend, her friend and some other guy came out. My friend immediately rushed over and asked if I was ok, I lifted my head and went to tell her I didn't feel well when I saw her casual boyfriends friend and decided he was hot (can't remember if he really was my memory of him is fuzzy) so going into super flirt mode I jumped up chatting away even doing a hair toss. We left not long after and imagine my horror when my friend told me that when I tossing my hair I accidentally splattered a little bit of vomit off my hair onto Mr Handsome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minchi View Post
    yep I have a good one.. tripped over as the bus started moving and I had nowhere to grab onto... so I ended up tripping and grabbing this guy that was sitting on the first seat on the left from me, I grabbed him right on the crotch.. bullseye... and worse still, he screamed - I don't blame him, he didn't expect it, and the bus jerked quite suddenly so when I banged him in the crotch with my hand, it was quite hard.. I couldn't even apologise, I was crying, that's how much I was laughing, I was so embaressed.. and yes, the whole bus laughed at me.

    That is the best thing I have ever heard!!!

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    I guess mine isn't too bad but boy was i embarassed. I was going to try on my bridesmiad dress for my sisters wedding so decided to wear my sucky in undies under my pants to save putting it on later. Well I had to stop at the ATM to pay for the alterations. Got out of the car and started walking and my pants fell down I pulled them up and kept walking pretending that nothing happened haha i wish the ground had just swallowed me up.

    Now i only wear sucky in undies with dresses, at least there is no chance of them falling down

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    When I was in high school a whole lot of us were running down a steep hill at lunchtime. People everywhere. I tripped and slid down on my belly, school dress somehow over my head. It was mortifying.

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    Fanny farts!!! OMG i'm crying

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    Ha, it was horrible.
    He was really good about it. I've thought "F**k" and buried my head in the pillow and he goes "Oh, sorry." Like it was his fault haha. 3 years on and we laugh about it.

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    Standing in line at the Commonwealth Bank.

    "Muuuuum! Derek's sucking MY KNOB!"
    Older child pointing to younger child who had some sort of ball thingy in his hand and he was biting into it.

    Thank god. Insert muffled chuckles from people in line and I think the mother wilted a little, poor woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minchi View Post
    I was once trying to really impress this guy that lived across the road from a friend of mine, and we were playing cricket on the street with some other friends and he was there, and I accidently farted loudly in front of him. Another time I was on a 3rd date with another guy and I was sitting in his lap and he started to tickle me and I told him to stop it, or I will pee myself, but no, he totally ignored me and I was struggling to get off him cos I was laughing so much.. and yes - I peed on him. how gross. I felt about 5 years old. hahahaa.
    Oh no... I want to know - did you have a 4th date?

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