so what's yours?
so what's yours?
yep I have a good one.. tripped over as the bus started moving and I had nowhere to grab onto... so I ended up tripping and grabbing this guy that was sitting on the first seat on the left from me, I grabbed him right on the crotch.. bullseye... and worse still, he screamed - I don't blame him, he didn't expect it, and the bus jerked quite suddenly so when I banged him in the crotch with my hand, it was quite hard.. I couldn't even apologise, I was crying, that's how much I was laughing, I was so embaressed.. and yes, the whole bus laughed at me.
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Was he good looking at least?
Oh that's hilarious!
I have heaps... When I was 15 I was dancing in a concert and had to run around the back of the stage. I tripped on the choir stands breaking my ankle and fell through the curtains on to the stage. Two older boys had to come and pick me up off the stage while I was screaming.
The first time DF and I had sex (which was meant to be a 1 nighter) I fanny farted... I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
I got into a fight when I was 19 at the pub and the girl ripped my dress down exposing my breasts, I live in a small town so most people I saw regularly.
Last year I was really constipated so took some Laxettes. Nothing happened overnight so went for a walk in the morning with the girls and of course had to go. No way I was going to make it so I had to call my Mum who brought her work mate and laughed at me the whole way home.
I have heaps more but that's all that come to mind lol.
I was once trying to really impress this guy that lived across the road from a friend of mine, and we were playing cricket on the street with some other friends and he was there, and I accidently farted loudly in front of him. Another time I was on a 3rd date with another guy and I was sitting in his lap and he started to tickle me and I told him to stop it, or I will pee myself, but no, he totally ignored me and I was struggling to get off him cos I was laughing so much.. and yes - I peed on him. how gross. I felt about 5 years old. hahahaa.
Mine happened years ago when I was living in Europe and went and saw a Musical. During intermission when the bright lights came on in the auditorium, I went to the toilet along with the hundreds of other females that needed to go quickly before the show started back on. Well, unlike all the other females, I was the ONLY one who managed to have a trail of toilet paper stuck under my shoes unbeknown to me, but even worse was the fact my dress was hitched up in the back of my undies. No one told me, so I walked back to my seat with full lights on and eyes a plenty looking at me and I had no idea. YEP, the horror, the shame, the embarrassment! I nearly died of embarrassment that night I am sure!!!
Falling downstairs at the local shopping centre years ago was very embarrassing, and painful! I broke my foot and snapped my ligaments.
I was mortified when the Ambos came as I hadn't shaved my legs and didn't want them to see!!
Just the other day I was walking with DF and the footpath was a bit uneven in one spot (and we have walked along this path soooo many times without incident) but this time, I caught my foot on the uneven part and fell over. Not too embarrassing normally but a) I was mid-sentence at the time so when I feel I made the most stupid semi-scream noise ever (DF even admitted later that he thought it was a pretty funny noise) and b) There were two guys walking behind us who stopped to ask if I was alright but were clearly trying not to laugh.
Also, me running into Emergency smacking myself in the head was embarrassing! I had a FLY stuck in my ear, it just flew in, the little sicko..
It was seriously sending me insane. The Doctors thought my entrance was hilarious and got the fly out pretty easily.
I walked out with my head down though, I can just imagine what the others in the waiting room would've been thinking!!
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