Haha love this thread!
Here we go...
-having an elective c section in a few weeks
-still breast feeding my almost 16 month old DS
-DS plays with my iPhone and iPad
-DS knows how to turn on the tv
-play school and into the night garden play almost constantly when we are home
-DS has a dummy
-I have a coffee table AND a strider plus (bogan am I?!)
I'm sure there's plenty more but I'm too tired to think of them..