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A girl I used to work with, when talking about getting a tan on a sunbed, and me telling her its not safe (especially as she'd had a tumour in her foot recently)
I said "you do know that a tan is just dead skin cells" to which she replied in a bit of shock "does that mean black people are covered in dead skin"
Haha I have one, these are great!
So a friend of mine had sex with her bf and the condom broke (we were about 20 at the time) and she went and got the morning after pill. She told me and another friend about it as she was obviously worried.
The next week, the other friend who she told also had sex (with some random guy), she basically was trying to copy first friend, except she really had no clue! She came to me and told me and then showed me a box of 10 ovulation tests she had just bought, I asked her what they were for and she told me she wanted to check if she was pregnant.... I was like 'umm u only had sex last night and those are ovulation tests, not pregnancy tests...'
I suspect she didn't even have an 'accident' and just wanted the attention. Haha
😂 Oh my gosh this thread made my morning!
I shared a house with a bunch of friends back in my teens and my male mate comes up to me with raw potatoes in the pot and a masher in his hand and asks me if he mashes the potatoes before or after they are cooked !
After watching one of the ice age movies a few months back I asked ExDP why you didn't see any mammoths around
I'm quite ashamed of myself
If you stand a baby under six months on there feet they will get brain damage. Ask my MIL she will tell you. Funniest , most stupidist thing I have ever heard. I make sure I stand bubs up when she is around.
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