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    I remember MIL telling me before my DD was born that I had to stock up on my favourite perfume and remember to put lots on before I held DD for the first time and every day because she will know who I am by my smell.....I think my bub much preferred my natural smell not some gross chemical smell!

    Also was told when DD was 3 weeks old that the way to get her to sleep through the night was just to leave her in her cot with a bottle of juice, if she got thirsty she would find it and go back to sleep....she couldn't even find her own hand let alone a bottle of sugary juice lol.

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    Subbing, this thread is hilarious

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    Oh I have one to add.. well a couple. Dh told me last night that its my fault our baby is breech coz I sit too much at work (im a legal assistant). Mil told me I'd make the baby sick because I drink too much cold water

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    Yesterday my dads fiancee said "she is only 7 weeks pregnant (about me) so she really isn't pregnant yet not until 12 weeks at least thats when the baby forms.... so we will wait until then to talk about it"

    I stood there shaking my head.

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    A girl I worked with ( rather dumb .. Sorry but she is ) .. Couldn't believe that men's penis came in diff size and width ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maybelline View Post
    A girl I worked with ( rather dumb .. Sorry but she is ) .. Couldn't believe that men's penis came in diff size and width ..
    Lol. A guy I work with (mid thirties) didn't know girls had 3 exits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MummaOJ View Post
    Lol. A guy I work with (mid thirties) didn't know girls had 3 exits!
    Mhmm met a few of them lol it's like huh really how is it not common knowledge !?!?


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    I have a friend who sneaks off to the bathroom after s$x to punch herself in the uterus because she doesn't want to fall pregnant. She was horrified when I explained you don't actually fall pregnant the second you do the deed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tormy View Post
    When DS was little DH and I were tickling his feet - and MIL said 'omg don't tickle his feet, it'll make him stutter when he's older' lol
    Argh this is the same as my in-laws!!! I've been given the same spiel about tickling feet and stuttering. Another couple of their gems include "Don't stand behind the baby when he's lying on the floor you'll make him cross-eyed" and "You'd better sit down and give your legs a rest" (to DS2 after he started pulling himself up and cruising around on furniture). Oh boy!!!

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