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    Quote Originally Posted by Curby View Post
    At a shopping centre one day I heard someone say to his girlfriend 'I know I have herpes, you don't need to carry on about it'.

    I nearly choked on my drink!

    haha oh dear. When dh had cytomegaly virus (its a strand of the herpes virus... just like chicken pox or glandular fever) i was teasing him that he had herpes and he pretty much said exactly what you overheard.

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    Ohh I remembered another one!

    At antenatal class the midwife had just finished explaining c-sections. One of the guys asked if the other organs were removed during a c-section e.g. Kidneys and then put back in afterwards.

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    I was once told "gosh of only you had a girl and a boy - they would be really identical then" aren't my identical twin boys identical enough???

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    Oh these are hilarious!

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    I'm doing a nursing course, we got handed an exam and could see the questions. The guy behind me asked if it was multiple choice. Everyone laughed coz it was obvious it was. Towards the end he whispered 'what did you get for this question' I said 'b' and he said 'what other one? It's multiple choice you have to choose 2'

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    I was once reading an article to my dp about a stupid man who put an eel up his bum which ate through his colon into his intestines. Anyway so I pronounced colon as Colin. Dp was laughing at me and pointed out I said it wrong. I asked how you actually say it and then I said to dp " haha that sounds like it would be a good boys name" and then dp said "no that's Colin, what u originally said" hahaha face palm to me!

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    Tonight I've made Vegetarian lasagne
    Ohhhhh...what sort of meat is in that?

    (True story...one of the first conversations my mum and now DH had)

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    "I had no idea going blonde could cause damage to my hair".
    The amount of times a week a client will be surprised when I tell them going lighter/bleaching their hair can cause brittleness and damage is insane.
    I thought it was common knowledge o.0

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    At my old work I was setting up for breakfast, got out the butter, jam, veggiemite and peanut butter. Usually we used smooth, today we had crunchy.

    As I was putting it in the bowl my co worker comes running up and says, you can't serve that, it has nuts in it!! (She was very panicked)

    Yep, because apparently smooth doesn't! Lol


 

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