I had a ex bf who wasn't the sharpest tool in the tool box.
Two of his dumbest moments:
1) We were talking about food we do and do not like. I said " I hate seafood, I hate to taste and smell of it." His reply " I hate seafood to. Apparent from tuna in a can. I'll eat that because it doesn't look like a fish."
2)He enjoys his job as a brick layer because he doesn't have to think. Ummm buddy pretty sure you do need to think. Well if he was laying bricks on a house I was building I would hope he thought about where the bricks need to be put.
Years ago my Dad, brother, brothers ex gf and I were driving from Vic to QLD, up through the country in the middle of the drought. It was very sad seeing lots of hungry looking animals in barren land and my brother's gf was getting quite upset and says "why don't they turn the sprinklers on?" She's such a sweetheart but not the sharpest tool in the shed.
She also cried one Christmas Day when we heard an ambulance siren cos she was so sad at the thought of someone being sick or dying on Christmas Day. Gorgeous girl. (That's not saying something stupid, just an example of her giant heart)
We were having a bbq and DH wanted onion. He peeled the onion then looked puzzled he then asked me how do you cut the onion into rings. I just shook my head.
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A friend of mine is alot like Joey from Friends. We were once talking about tattoos and someone mentioned the feeling of it on their spine....my friend said "Whats a spine?" ....we all just looked at him and he said "na, I mean I know what it is but I forgot". Yes, he had had a few drinks but really....not enough drinks to warrant forgetting what a spine is.
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