Hah, a lady I met told me she was trained in Forensic Science, but was working in Aged Care because she didn't know the only jobs she could get was with the police.
I'm not sure if she's lying, or just one of the super smart people who are really moronic.
Oooh, same stupid neighbour as before used to spend hours talking about how in his 41 years of life, he had been a nurse for 21 years, worked for the AFP (yes, the Australian federal police) and also spent 20 years working/travelling around australia... Legend of a man he was.
This thread is pure gold!!
My favourites generally consist of tines i use a word too 'big' for DP to ubderstand... but here's one where he tried to use a new word and failed..
*DP being cheeky whip's out his "pork sword" shakes it at me breifly and puts it away* (i only saw out in the corner of my eye)
Me: Was that hard??
DP: No, it's eloped.
Me: Oh sweetie... do you know what that word means???
DP: I'm guessing it doesn't mean that its all relaxed and soft?
Me: nope.. thats Flacid.. *gets another funny look from DP like he diddnt know that one eigther* - cue explination of the word eloped
DP: Yeeah ..... definately not the word i was after.
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Subbing to read later with a bikkie and cuppa!! Laughs on a Friday; nothing better!
My DP googles words I use in text messages, bless him
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