Lol @ Samuel Jackson!
Also, I've been told the bow legged from letting them put weight on their legs, and the umbilical cord thing from hanging washing on the line.
The most ridiculous thing is my FIL complete inability to grasp nutrition.
He believes there is no sugar in milk or juice unless sugar is listed as an ingredient. He believes vegetable oil is just vegetable 'juice', like broccoli or carrots, and that a cup of vegetable oil has the same nutritional value as a cup of vegetables.
He believes rice should be consumed freely, because it can't be bad for you if it grows in the ground.
He was born in the Philippines and spent his first 35years there, and they have this ice cream that is sweet potato flavored and he thinks that is healthy. He counts it as a serve of vegetables. (They also have cheese ice cream. Horrible. I wish I could un-taste).
He honestly believes a Big Mac is a valid choice because it has carbs, veggies, protein and calcium.
He also has a pacemaker, can't tie his own shoes or wipe his butt. He has two breathers when walking to the top of his driveway, and thinks that the muscle pains you get from lifting weights/body weight exercise is a sign from your body that you have overdone it.