My brother was heading off for a surf one day when it was raining. This is the conversation my brother & mother had:
Mum: You can't go surfing in the rain!!
Bro: Why not?
Mum: You'll get wet!!
It took her a minute to get it... We still laugh about it, 15 years later!
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Three months after I had my DS, a friend of my sisters asked when his fingernails grew. When I told her he was born with them she was fascinated for months at the fact babies were born with fingernails. Blew her mind when I told her they are born with hair also! Lol
A girl I used to work with in a Woolies deli (who was also studying to be a primary school teacher) thought a turkey was a male chicken!! Have no idea what she thought a rooster was!
My brother (28) thinks that bulls are a different species to cows!
My sister on seeing my mum order buffalo wings said "I didn't know you ate buffalo mum" we then asked her if buffalo have wings and she had to seriously think about it! Lol
I used to live in a share house with my best friend and another guy (a friend of a friend). I overheard this convo one day
Best friend: (walking out of the bathroom) why is there hair in my razor?
Guy: I used it to shave my coconut
Coconut is not a euphuism, he had a coconut he bought from woollies and had shaved it. It was sitting on the kitchen bench.
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