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    Default Stupid things you have heard

    (Fluff and fun post here!)

    But I'd love to hear what stupid things you heard/read people say or do.

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    I'll start:

    A friend of mine is due to give both any day now and she declined a induction. One of her friends piped up and said,

    ' all they do in a induction is break your waters '

    LOL... Having been induced myself I had a chuckle!

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    While trying to get my 6 month old to sleep at a friends house he said, "can't you just put a blanket over her face so she thinks it's nighttime?"

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    Not child related, but i heard a woman on the tram complaining loudly that 'The Government's happy to spend all our taxpayer's money but you don't see them spending any of their own money' Errrrrrm....

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    Sil told me it was illegal to have your baby facing outwards in a pram before they turn one.... Oooh I had better watch out for the pram police!

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    When the last Pope resigned I overheard some older ladies at the coffee shop talking about who would replace him and one said it always goes to his first born son!

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    I can't think of any but these are so funny!

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    I can't think of any to add, but these are funny

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    I nearly choked on my drink!

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