So excited to be going out to dinner tonight .... But nothing friggin fits!!!! I've over indulged for way too long now. Time to cut the fat!!! (Starting tomorrow - like usual)
Seriously wish you would just move in with your stupid new gf and leave us alone!! We're sick of being used by you!
And where the hell did you put the washing machine filter thingy, if you're going to use our things at least respect them!
Why did DF have to go to work, we were up to such a good part in Breaking Bad!!! :@
Please go away sickness......I wish I could take something to feel better
Gah I am over this flu!! just want to be better!
If it was the other four starred word, no way in all buggery would I clean that up. I don't get paid enough for that sh!t. (Hehe)
Feeling so anxious about going back to work after my surgery
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