Well naughty me- only a few days into my 2WW and I just caught myself "googling" symptoms.
I am SOOO weak, I SUCK at the 2ww!!!!
Apprarently if you have a sore big toe, your hair is dry and you notice yourself blinking then it's a BFP for sure.. except for that other forum post which assured everyone in internet land that it was all doom and destined to be a BFN (but I closed that browser pretty quickly).
If you jog twice around a mulberry bush, gargle coke and sneeze in a Northerly direction that also helps implantation.
One site I read dared to tell me some revolutionary information: they said the 3 most important things to ensure implantation were 1) a good egg (DOH!, sucks to be me), 2) good sperm (??? here's hoping) and therefore 3) a good embryo (damn, too late.. how can I tell now?). Here I was hoping it was sniffing omo, or dancing a jig facing the rising sun or chanting a secret implantaton chant (which I presume they would provide).
Alas I just have to micro analyse each minor symptom then smack myself a little to get up and go clean the house instead.
Maybe that's the secret? cleaning the house?