Haha got this email, it's called my resimay
To hoom it mae consern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picktere of me.
((picture of hot blonde in bikini))
Dear Brianna ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.