Ok, so I am looking for a new job because my contract didn't get renewed. I have been looking and have put in about 6 applications in the last week and the last one that I put in...was a bit of a ...challenge. You see this job, if my assumption is correct, would be at the....dump, in the office, but the office of the dump. Part of me goes "so what, you went to the dump the other day" and "you are in no position to be so proud and choosy" but.....it's the dump.
Please don't flame me for what I have just said.
(the fact that I have minimal sense of smell would finally come in handy if I get it)