For some reason, my Dad-joke brain is imagining a bunch of people having a family reunion. One person whispers to their partner, pointing at an ape, "Oh, don't worry about Cousin Dave... he's just not as... 'evolved,' as the rest of us..."
I'm SO LAME I actually seriously did LOL and then had to explain to DP... who did little more than look at me blankly while I continued to laugh.
Ahhh... I'd make such a good Dad... such good Dad-jokes could be made in this brain...
(I find random stuff funny. One of the funniest things I ever heard was the name of Mr G's dog - Celine - on Summer Heights High. I have never laughed so hard in my life as when he introduced that chihuahua).