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    Why is a pirate called a pirate? Because they Arrrrrrrr. Lol I'm so lame!

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    What do you get when you cross a baboon and a balloon!?

    A hot air baboon!

    Thank my DS for that one!

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    Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

    He was out standing in his field.

    One of dh's - he's got dad jokes down pat. I actually think I will make my own Christmas crackers next year and fill them with his favourite jokes.

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    Why couldnt Harry ride a bike?

    Cause Harry was a fish.


    Why did the plane crash?

    Cause the pilot was a tomato.


    Lol, I loves the lame jokes.

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    Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

    We can all roast beef but cant pee soup.

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    What did the 0 say to the 8?

    Nice belt!

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    Why is a pirate called a pirate? Because they Arrrrrrrr. Lol I'm so lame!
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    Nice belt!

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    I laughed so hard I couldn't stop the first time I heard this and probably the most I've laughed over any one joke. And any person I've ever told since has only ever managed a weak/polite "ha" or and awkward stare.

    But....

    *drum roll*

    Why was Noddy angry?

    Because elephants have Big Ears.

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    I don't get it

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