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    Quote Originally Posted by adz View Post
    A good fart is the next best thing to sex. I fart if I need to, and generally try and be discreet, but sometimes it's just funny as hell to play the fart game.

    If we're driving along in the car and I can feel a butt burp coming, I'll sneakily flick the airconditioning over to 'Recirculate'. It's like the gift that keeps on giving
    I love this thread and this reply in particular.

    It's a good read on the train ride home, and, coz I'm with DH on the train, he's thinking this is pretty funny too.. Hope he doesn't get any ideas about Dutch ovening me though haha

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    This thread is all kinds of wrong....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PinkIsTheNewBlack View Post
    Haha I do it myself so can't really get mad at DH for doing it! We have had fart wars before too... Im actually glad i am with someone who doesnt judge me for it like some guys can be. But yes sometimes his are bl00dy gross!
    this sounds just like my house

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    Better to fart and bare the Shame
    Than not to fart and bare the pain.

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    Default Re: Farting husbands

    Burping: I usually say "I Love You" while burping...or just continue conversation,

    Farting: For those who say to go to the bathroom when you need to fart, I would spend half the day there! They are funny as in our house. When one of us farts in bed, the other usually reaches over and gives the farter a pat on the bum, as if to say "nice work".

    We don't fart around our child though. Just in the bedroom or bathroom.

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    Default Re: Farting husbands

    Im reading some of these stories to DH and we both find them hilarious. Farts are funny! when DH is resettling DS and Im in bed he farts into the baby monitor.
    MIL is the worst she lets them rip in front of us and acts like nothing happened. The first time it happened I wanted to laugh but nobody said a word I couldnt believe it.

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    I can fart .....but he can't!!!!!

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    Dp has only farted in front of me a few times, however if I was to ever fart in front of him he would be disgusted in me! He doesn't think it's very ladylike if I was to fart in front of him. I wouldn't be able to anyway I have to walk out the room. Burping however I am not embarrassed to do! I burp enough to make up for it haha! But they are still a time and place, the home or around people I'm comfy with

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    Who would think a fart would be such a controversial subject hahaha - love it!!


 

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