A good fart is the next best thing to sex. I fart if I need to, and generally try and be discreet, but sometimes it's just funny as hell to play the fart game.
If we're driving along in the car and I can feel a butt burp coming, I'll sneakily flick the airconditioning over to 'Recirculate'. It's like the gift that keeps on giving
Yuk I couldn't imagine peeing in front of DH let alone pushing out a turd in front of him. Some things are better left private thanks.
Like I said before though, farts are funny until they smell so bad they make you want to gag. And believe me DH can let those real bad rip often and then it angers me and tell him to fart near the door lol
My DP makes it well known when he farts. The only time it bothers me is when he does it on purpose right near you just to cake you in stench. That's gross.
This thread has had me cracking up all day! I get that he needs to fart but not the loudness from forcing it out, especially while I'm fast asleep! It's been interesting (and entertaining) to read everyone's pov
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