I really do love you dd1 & dd2, but stop acting like little horrors just relax and let's enjoy these holidays, no more fighting, talking back and just listen to me please
DS, I love you but just.stop.touching.my.hair.24/7!! Arghhhh!!!
is with tipping your drink bottle upside down EVERY.....SINGLE......TIME!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?!? !?!
Child...I am sorry I didn't put my shoes away...
Why are you such a clean freak? Are you my child???
Dd, wth is with your instant bad attitude?! Constantly telling me no, and doing what ive just told you not to do? Snap outof it, or it's going to be a long boring holidays!
I'd like to know why mine have to get into stuff they know not to touch either at all or without asking while I am taking a #2 break every.single.time.
DD play dough is not a source of nutrition, the cat does not like to eat shampoo and the man at the deli does not need to be told that I have boobies!!
DS WTH is with you waiting until I go to the toilet before you make a mad dash and jump up and down whinging "I can't hold it anymore!" While I am on there.. If you are that busting you should have gone earlier than that... You're 8 for crying out loud
DD WTH is with your sudden hatred for medicine? Your recovery would be so much easier if you just took it... Being up sixteen times overnight was not my idea of fun
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