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    Quote Originally Posted by MadeWithLove View Post
    When discussing wedding plans DH asked if we could skip formal sit down meals and just offer out guest cocktails and can-apps.

    After about 20min of laughter I finally told him its canapés.. Not can-apps. But yes we could do that and maybe also serve it with champ-agg-ney
    Omg just read this after I'd posted the above, do we have the same man??? LOL!

    Ps omg some of these are so funny I'm laying in bed p!ssing myself laughing hoping I don't wake dp, my fave... Cotton grows on plants, why hasn't anyone told me this LOL classic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by melimum View Post
    Dp pokes his head around the corner of the kitchen and we have the following conversation-
    Dp: what's kanaps?
    Me: huh?
    Dp: what's a kanap?
    Me: what the hell are you talking about?
    Dp: on your brothers engagement party invitation it says drinks and kanaps served at 7
    Me: ohhhhhh you mean canapés Bahahahahahahaha it's like finger food!
    Dp: oh I though it was those fold over pizza things (calzone) i was thinking free beer and pizza, sweet!

    Ahhh I couldn't stop laughing for days, he also makes up random words my favourite was fidgetated a cross between fidgety and agitated. Used as in "stop that your making me all fidgetated!!!!!!"
    Fidgetated! Ha ha awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesperatelySeekingSleep View Post
    DP and I were at the shops one day. We were walking down the canned goods isle and DP looks at me and says in a serious voice and innocent look on his face "(him laughing) oh my God! Who in their right mind would buy sh!t ache's?"

    I was laughing so hard trying to breathe while I explained they were sh!take mushrooms. Shi tar kee not sh!t ache. And they were a type of mushroom, not a flashy way of advertising bad ones that may or may not give you a sh!t ache.

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    Omg that may just put me into labour!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chew the Mintie View Post
    Omg that may just put me into labour!
    Seriously I can't look at mushrooms, especially sh!take ones with out cracking up laughing every time. And washing machines now too. DP did the washing and came out of the laundry with a bleeding nose bridge. "what happened?", him "*sheepish look* the lid fell down". It looks like he was in a fight. He's not the fighting kind so EVERYONE asks what happened.

    Labour thing. Your welcome?

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    This is all too funny!!! Nearly woke up sleeping baby...
    Got anothe one for you, I was in the kitchen and DH shouts at me "get me a kitchen hankie!"
    our new word for tea towels

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    These are too funny...DH asked for boo-ya-boo at a restaurant once instead of Bouillabaisse (seafood chowder thing)....I laughed so hard I thought I was going to have anurism

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    I don't know much about the bible and my hubby at least went to bible classes when he was little so I asked him what was going on in Bethlehem for it to be so busy there were no inn rooms for Mary and Joseph. He looked at me and said, 'it was Christmas, that's why it was so busy!'

    He's trying to pretend he said it on purpose to be funny but we both know better.

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    Oh my lord Angelini that is hilarious!!!

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    Loving all these hilarious things our partners do!! My DH makes me laugh constantly, but I can't think of a single one at the moment :O

    I'll have to come back and post some when I remember.

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    Default Funniest thing your husband / partner has done / said lately

    My DP just came home today and said "I am really loving this new song on the radio... It's an acoustic song, a guy and a girl sing it but I don't know what it is or who it's by" I asked some questions and he managed to tell me it said something about "all these little things"
    I said hunni that's one direction... No girls, just boys! Lol
    He is not impressed

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