DH started singing Eye of the Tiger the other day. His version?
" It's the Eye of the Tiger, it's the cream of the crop...!"
I started reading these in bed last night and I thought I was going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard so had to put my phone down, and have only just been able to read through them all, god men are funny.
Another one from last night, he was telling me that him and a colleague were talking about nappies and DH said "we're not going to use disposables, we've got cloth nappies" and his colleague said "that's gross, what do you do with the poo?" And hubby said "I'm not sure... You use a nappy bucket, I think that does something to the poo" hahahahahaha. So glad he told me about this conversation now BEFORE the baby is born; who knows what carnage I would have come home to if I just assumed he knew what to do!
Yes the nappy bucket magically disolves all the poo! Wouldnt that b amazing lol!
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So funny!! My DH comes out with some crackers! The best was when I asked him to stir something on the stove and he starts going through the drawer. I asked him what he was looking for and he responded with "I'm looking for the stirring stick!". I just looked at him, laughed and said "It's called a wooden spoon!"
We now call the wooden spoon a "stirring stick". LOL!
Yeah he's certainly one of a kind!
I kissed hubby on the cheek once and caught him wiping it off and i said 'hey! don't wipe my kiss off!!'
and he came back with 'im not wiping it off im rubbing it in!'
When one of my lesbian friends announced she was pregnant, DH asked me if it was an accident or planned...
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