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    These are hilarious! I've got heaps too but can't remember them all right now.

    DH said to me one day 'why do women get disposable toilet seat covers in their toilets, are they that scared of germs', I said 'wth are you talking about, we don't' and he says 'what are those bins for then that I see them changing over all the time at my work?' (Sanitary bins).

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    When ordering Subway DH used to say no I don't want any Filipinos in my sub.... He meant jalapeños!!
    until I corrected him! Never laughed so much in my life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maco View Post
    When ordering Subway DH used to say no I don't want any Filipinos in my sub.... He meant jalapeños!!
    until I corrected him! Never laughed so much in my life!
    Up until recently (couple of years ago) I thought jalapeños was pronounced ja-lap-penoss
    oh deary

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    Hehe this is funny!

    I can't think of any at the moment (really must pay more attn to these things!)- but I know I'm continuously shaking my head and laughing at my dp.... Things he does... All I think is Really?! Haha

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    Dh had no idea that cotton and therefore cotton wool came from a plant. He didnt believe me and had to google it. Then he said with a confused look on his face " why has noone ever told me this"

    He thought cotton came from sheep cause of cotton 'wool'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littlemissellie View Post
    Dh had no idea that cotton and therefore cotton wool came from a plant. He didnt believe me and had to google it. Then he said with a confused look on his face " why has noone ever told me this"

    He thought cotton came from sheep cause of cotton 'wool'.

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    I didn't know this either until a few years ago! I always just thought it was man made... Dahuhh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hagrid View Post
    I didn't know this either until a few years ago! I always just thought it was man made... Dahuhh.
    I only just found this out from reading this!!!
    No idea where I though it came from? (Maybe a sheep?) but who knew a plant! - learn something new everyday hehe.

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    The other day DH wanted cereal - he got it out and put milk on it and started eating and screwed up his nose 'what is this sh*t??' - it was rolled oats for porridge!

    When we first met I asked him to grab me a plum from the fridge. He came back with ONE grape on a plate...I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

    He once asked if people keep growing when they are dead (this I thought he was joking - but I think it was a matter of he spoke before thinking). I just said 'yeah they dig them up every few years to give them a bigger coffin'

    We were at a trivia night and the question was 'what was The movie in 80s starring Nicole Kidman featuring bikes (or something along those lines) - clearly answer is BMX bandits..nope hubby is al excited as he hits the table with his fist yelling out 'ET!'

    Hubby and I said the exact same sentence at same time. I said 'aww same sames' - and he says 'yeah, we are like chalk and cheese!!' - had to point out that that saying means opposite...

    He really is not as silly as he sounds

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    I love these!
    My DH was lying next to me the other night and feeling our little guy kick and squirm and he looks up at me, grinning and says 'oh babe put your hand here, you have got to feel this!' I couldn't stop laughing while I explained that I can feel it, from the inside! Oh I love him.

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    Haha kellbell85 they are hilarious!


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