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    Quote Originally Posted by mrstuilawa View Post
    because the cat didn't contribute to the house
    Bahahahahaha. That's freakin' hilarious

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    Default Funniest thing your husband / partner has done / said lately

    In labour on the way to hospital with DS1. DH on the phone to the midwife ..."yes she's having contraptions"!

    I laughed so hard it hurt.

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    Default Funniest thing your husband / partner has done / said lately

    DH asked me if I wanted a maternity ring. I had no clue what he was talking about, he thought eternity rings were called maternity rings.

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    Lmao, these are so funny. Onc dh asked me, "how do birds know where to peck on the ground? Do they have super sonic hearing?"
    He says s o many, but can't think of any ATM.

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    I sent my DP down to the dr because he had a rash on his hands. He came home and said "she said its not serious, its only emphysema" right don't you mean eczema?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpecialPatrolGroup View Post
    Bahahahahaha. That's freakin' hilarious
    The best part was that he bought the cat for me for my 21st LOL

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    Not my hubby but me. Our new neighbour came over to introduce herself and I introduced the my baby with my 4yr old name. In my defence they both start with D and it has been a very long day.

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    some of these are amazing.

    my DP turned to me recently (we were having one of those 'i've done XYZ, have *you*' one up man ships among a few of us), and went 'well *i've* cut TWO umbilical cords'

    my friends and i just about lost it. I'm a midwife. i've cut dozens upon dozens of cords

    i'm sure he's said a few other things, but that's y current favourite.

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    Default Funniest thing your husband / partner has done / said lately

    My DH while we were spring cleaning asked me if I wanted him to honey & lemon the walls... WTF?

    He meant to say sugar soap!

    Bless him!

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    My dh told me that he doesn't steal the blankets, I give them to him in my sleep. How considerate of me :-P

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