In labour on the way to hospital with DS1. DH on the phone to the midwife ..."yes she's having contraptions"!
I laughed so hard it hurt.
DH asked me if I wanted a maternity ring. I had no clue what he was talking about, he thought eternity rings were called maternity rings.
Lmao, these are so funny. Onc dh asked me, "how do birds know where to peck on the ground? Do they have super sonic hearing?"
He says s o many, but can't think of any ATM.
I sent my DP down to the dr because he had a rash on his hands. He came home and said "she said its not serious, its only emphysema" right don't you mean eczema?
Not my hubby but me. Our new neighbour came over to introduce herself and I introduced the my baby with my 4yr old name. In my defence they both start with D and it has been a very long day.
some of these are amazing.
my DP turned to me recently (we were having one of those 'i've done XYZ, have *you*' one up man ships among a few of us), and went 'well *i've* cut TWO umbilical cords'
my friends and i just about lost it. I'm a midwife. i've cut dozens upon dozens of cords
i'm sure he's said a few other things, but that's y current favourite.
My DH while we were spring cleaning asked me if I wanted him to honey & lemon the walls... WTF?
He meant to say sugar soap!
My dh told me that he doesn't steal the blankets, I give them to him in my sleep. How considerate of me :-P
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