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    I just got home from doing the groceries and I bought maternity pads (due in 11 weeks so starting to stock up on some consumables). They were sitting on the kitchen bench while I unpacked everything else, and I saw him pick them up, look at the front and turn them over to look at the back. I said "what's up?" And he said "where do these go?" With the 'confused puppy' look (head tilted and all). He knows about the bleeding after birth, but hasn't stopped to think what would actually happen with that blood hahahaha.

    He gave me the biggest laugh, so please share what your partner has said or done lately that has cracked you up!

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    Can't think of anything funny... But we were talking the other day and I found out (and can't believe!) that he's never tried Kiwi fruit or Passion fruit before...

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    Laydeebug LOL!!

    It was a while ago whilst we were getting on top of our garden.
    Whilst watching better homes and gardens the gardener guy says "All these plants need is some good TLC and they will flourish"
    Dh says "Hunny we need some of that stuff" whist proceeding to write down TLC on our garden shopping list..

    I had to explain to him what TLC actually stood for..

    I'm sure there is more.. He has his duh moments often

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    Lol. My DH made chicken burgers for lunch yesterday. He sat down next to me after about a minute and I said "did you cook those patties already?"

    His reply "I thought they were already cooked!"

    I'd cooked two the night before and put the remainder in the fridge.

    Lucky I was home otherwise he would have probably ended up with food poisoning!!!

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    We were at a friends DD's 1st bday party the other weekend and DH asked the mother how old her DD was now......ummm did you forget what we're here for.lol

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    DH was just putting DS to bed and changing him, he calls out really loudly what do I put him in? I said the onesie sitting next to him, he calls back super loudly, anyone could hear.. I can't it's covered in ****!

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    Dh has come out with some corkers, can't remember them all though. He was trying to describe a vine once and called it a flat tree, he's called rollerblades shoes with wheels, he got angry at me once because the cat didn't contribute to the house (this is my favourite lol)

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    DP, DS and I where eating lunch at a cafe and DP orders a BLT sandwich. half way through the meal he just got a big smile and said "oh now I know what they mean by BLT! its bacon lettuce and tomato. isnt it?" I just looked at him like are you kidding me? I just cant beleive he didnt know what it meant eariler. Plus he always called it by how it sounds not how you pronouce each letter lol

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    In recent weeks I have been stressed about the possibility of mc but my DH said "don't worry babe, my sperms are all Heros, they have capes with a s on the back" lol wtf?! It did cheer me up tho

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    I was a bridesmaid at a wedding so the night before they put my hair in rags using an old blue patterned sheet. I had got DH outfit ready and was meeting him there. He rings me really upset saying he can't wear the shirt I had for him because it didn't match my 'hair bands'.. I lost it laughing but thought it was so cute too!!

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