One of those days. The kids have all lost their minds.
The last hour has been me repeating the following things:
"Get off him."
"Get off her."
"Why are your fingers in her mouth?"
"No, you can't water the carpet."
"GET OFF HIM!"
"Oh jeeze! Get your finger out OF YOUR BUM!"
"Oh look who made a dirty surprise for mummy.."
"No, you can't head butt the table."
"It hurts because you heat butted the table."
Anyone else counting down til bed time?