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    Default Funny things your toddlers do...

    Okay, so I've had a couple.

    But I've never had this particular situation.

    Julian: Lysander that's my drink bottle.
    Lysander: Lysander that's my drink bottle.
    Julian: No it's mine!
    Lysander: No it's mine.
    Julian: Stop copying me Lysander!
    Lysander: Stop copying me Sander
    Julian: MUM Lysander's copying me.
    Lysander: MUM Lysander's copying me.
    Julian: Stop it!
    Lysander: Stop it!.

    Me:

    Lysander isn't even 2 and a half yet. LMAO none of the others had figured out how to be so deliberately antagonistic at that age... Oh this is going to be one long ride....

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    Ha ha ! So cute. My 20 month old slaps you hard across the face and then strokes your face , looks concerned and says " sorry ,I sorry" .... I tell him it hurts mummy don't do that and he does it again..... Can go on for ages!

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    Default Funny things your toddlers do...

    Quote Originally Posted by babynomad View Post
    Ha ha ! So cute. My 20 month old slaps you hard across the face and then strokes your face , looks concerned and says " sorry ,I sorry" .... I tell him it hurts mummy don't do that and he does it again..... Can go on for ages!

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    Quote Originally Posted by babynomad View Post
    Ha ha ! So cute. My 20 month old slaps you hard across the face and then strokes your face , looks concerned and says " sorry ,I sorry" .... I tell him it hurts mummy don't do that and he does it again..... Can go on for ages!
    My 2 1/2 year old niece is the same with the "sorry" thing; she threw a handful of sand at me the other day and I said "that was naughty, I'm not playing in the sand with you anymore" and as I got up to walk away she said "sorry!!!" And I turned around to go back and play and she had another handful of sand ready to peg at me haha!

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    My 20 month old DD sings Baby - Justin Beiber. Baby Baby Baby oooooh always be mine lol

    She has also just discovered what farts are and that its funny.

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    After doing a poo on the toilet my daughter said:

    "mum! Come look at my poo! Her names Alice. Cos poo's have names. Bye Alice!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kristinandchloe View Post
    After doing a poo on the toilet my daughter said:

    "mum! Come look at my poo! Her names Alice. Cos poo's have names. Bye Alice!"
    That's gold!!

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    Out of nowhere, my 11 month old DD has started playing the xylophone, banging it with her 2 sticks, then throwing her arms up in the air above her head, throwing her head back and squealing. Lol. What a rock star!

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    I thought it was funny what my four year old said. I asked him does daddy kiss his girlfriend (finding out if its a friend or partner) and he says scrunching up his face "noo, none of daddy's girlfriends kiss daddy....I think he is yucky" Made my day!!!

    My 2 year old is a freakin comedian too....Just cant think of anything right now.

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    My almost 2.5 year old daughter did something naughty and laughed. I told her that it wasn't funny, she turned to me and said,
    "Well it is a little bit funny...".

    I found it very difficult to keep a straight face.

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