View Poll Results: How do you wipe your rear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesperatelySeekingSleep View Post
    b&p I burp but can't bring myself to do the other in front of DP. We been together almost 9 years too.

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    No? Do you mean you have never, in 9 years, let one rip in front of your partner?

    What about accidentally? I bet some have slipped out in your sleep.

    Farts became an accepted part of our relationship very early.

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    Default Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    I thought wiping back to front was more risk of thrush not utis???? I sit to wipe and lean to one side and go in the side adjacent to my bum cheek. I then do a final wipe in through my legs coz the other way doesn't quite get it all. I also fold my toilet paper and reuse it to wipe again on a clean bit. Does this make sense lol

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    Default Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    Hahaha this is hilarious! Has made my night!
    I definitely sit and wipe from the feint to back
    Jut asked Dh and he said he stands! I looked at him in disbelief and asked if it gets all squishy in his cheeks and he corrected himself and said he raises!! I think he means not quite standing and not quite sitting. So squatting I suppose hahaha.

    We farted and burped in front of each other pretty early in our relationship. Can't imagine holding it in just for him lol.

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    This thread is so hilarious! I'm sitting here with tears ********* down my face I'm laughing so hard...in the end I pull it together enough to explain the gist of the thread to my DH who is sat on the other end of the couch and looking at me as though I've finally lost the plot...and guess what? ...HE'S A STANDER!!!! ...until now, I never knew this option existed!

    Thanks for the belly laugh ladies

    ...I'm a sitter. Always have been. Always will be..

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    ...an update from my DH...he's afraid to go to Europe because they only have 1/2 doors and people will see him when he stands up to wipe!!!

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    I am glad I have a husband who is a Sitter.. It make me feel like He is normal.. Unlike Everyone else's Husbands!

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    Default Re: Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    Quote Originally Posted by Barefooted&Pregnant View Post
    I am glad I have a husband who is a Sitter.. It make me feel like He is normal.. Unlike Everyone else's Husbands!
    My dp sits,
    He thinks i'm a freak lol,

    I also use baby wipes when a.f is around as i feel cleaner

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    Default Re: Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    Quote Originally Posted by SpecialPatrolGroup View Post
    No? Do you mean you have never, in 9 years, let one rip in front of your partner?

    What about accidentally? I bet some have slipped out in your sleep.

    Farts became an accepted part of our relationship very early.
    They're was one teeny slip up once but apart from that.. Nup. If I do in my sleep he hasn't said anything but then again he could sleep (and has) through a freight train rumbling passed the house.


    And b&p jaw dropped and hand went up to my mouth.. We go 4wd quite often on pretty rough stuff before I got pregnant with dd2 and how do you break a nose and dislocate a shoulder? Lol that's so funny. Sorry

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    Half stand, like don't stand all the way up. I think toilets are gross and will not wipe sitting down.

    I have no idea how DP wipes and I am not asking! LOL.

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    Couldn't help myself. I asked him and he is a sitter. Lol. So weird.


 

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