View Poll Results: How do you wipe your rear?

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    From what I can gather off DH he stands pretty much straight up, uses one hand to hold his cheek open and wipes with the other. Whereas when sitting the side of the toilet seat sort of holds that cheek open for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grebbeci View Post
    From what I can gather off DH he stands pretty much straight up, uses one hand to hold his cheek open and wipes with the other. Whereas when sitting the side of the toilet seat sort of holds that cheek open for you.
    LOL why not just do it sitting down??!?!!


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    Apparently he tried yesterday and just couldn't figure out how it's done sitting down

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    Default Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    I am a nurse and somtimes we have to 'watch'. I would say I have seen men many times completly stand up straight

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainbow road View Post
    But if you stand, won't your bum cheeks be more squished together and make you more likely to miss? I sit!
    LOL! This is exactly what I thought!! I think Im going to have to ask my DF how he does it as this has intrigued me! Im a sitter

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    definitely sit!!! OMG, i cannot get my head around standing.

    I thought it was weird enough that DH reaches around his back to wipe...rather than going in between the legs.

    So there is another question....do you reach in from behind, or go between your legs???

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    Default Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    Lol I sit...
    No idea what DF does but will be asking now!

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    I swore I wouldn't post in here, but anyway. I always thought I stood up but reading the explanation of 'sitting' I'm actually a sitter. Well there you go.

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    Default Possibly one of the stranger questions to appear on the Hub......

    Quote Originally Posted by River Song View Post
    definitely sit!!! OMG, i cannot get my head around standing.

    I thought it was weird enough that DH reaches around his back to wipe...rather than going in between the legs.

    So there is another question....do you reach in from behind, or go between your legs???
    Definently wipe away. (reach back)

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    Quote Originally Posted by River Song View Post
    definitely sit!!! OMG, i cannot get my head around standing.

    I thought it was weird enough that DH reaches around his back to wipe...rather than going in between the legs.

    So there is another question....do you reach in from behind, or go between your legs???
    Reach around the back to wipe, from front to back, otherwise you get nasties in your bits.


 

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