View Poll Results: How do you wipe your rear?

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    So when you say stand, do you mean standing but bent over? I sit but when I wipe dd I get her to stand up and touch her toes.

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    I'd have to say a bit of a squat pose, so not quite sitting but not quite standing - never really thought about it to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainbow road View Post
    But if you stand, won't your bum cheeks be more squished together and make you more likely to miss? I sit!
    Exactly what I was thinking!?! I love the way you described it. This thread is hilarious!

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    LOL! I was thinking the same thing. But I'm also thinking that if you stand up, and it has been quite a messy poo, wouldn't you squish it between your cheeks when you stand up?

    I'm a sitter

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    I do the stand squat thing too. Maybe 10 cm from seat.
    My dh takes his wedding ring and jumper off every time he goes!

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    I do the stand squat thing too. Maybe 10 cm from seat.
    My dh takes his wedding ring and jumper off every time he goes!

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    Oh dear I just sent that twice! How embarrassing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazza78 View Post
    I do the stand squat thing too. Maybe 10 cm from seat.
    My dh takes his wedding ring and jumper off every time he goes!
    Wow your DH's habits must be messy. Sure hope he washes his hands.
    Just found out that my dad is a stander too, mum and I were discussing it and she asked him. She didn't know and they have been married for 30 years.

    The funniest thing I find is that most people don't even know the other way exists until something like this.

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    Can someone explain the standing thing???? Just doesnt make any sense!

    I mean you have to get between the cheeks and if you stand....well....the cheeks are closed!

    Do you stand and bend over?

    (Man some people have freaky weird toilet habits! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazza78 View Post
    Oh dear I just sent that twice! How embarrassing!
    I think he is just a cautious man!


 

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