I am getting so fed up with random door knockers. We seem to get at least one a week. Two months ago I had some flighty woman knock on the door close to 8pm wanting money for some charity. Last week I had a man trying to sell me electricity and it ended in him abusing me telling me that I’m ”obviously choosing not to save money” and that is my.
I am starting to get feeling of rage just thinking about it and wondering if It’s legal for me to get a spray bottle and just spray them when I open to door and yes ‘shhhh go away’. Or a water gun.
My DH wants to put up a sigh saying we have a gun and aren’t afraid to use it. I have so many spiteful ideas of what I can do these annoying, invasive, rude trespasses !