OH! I just learned something else. It IS possible for a socially awkward person to make a new friend and stand around for an hour and a half talking constantly until you get a call from your df wondering why you haven't come home yet haha, whoops!
I don't want to socialize with lots of my friends after going out for lunch with them. Sigh
Do not give your 20mth old a Vaalia yoghurt pouch thingo to keep quiet in the back of a car because when you go to get them out you will find yoghurt splattered from ars!hole to breakfast as they enthusiastically waved it around to create 'art'
Today I learnt even if you are standing beside your husband with a pram and a toddler in hand, women will still try to pick him up and ask if he's single. Well if the ring didn't give it away and neither did I or his mini me children, it's best to ask. Idiot.
I learnt that my 18mo DS can now climb up onto the kitchen bar stools while I was doing the dishes and suddenly he's up there with me :-/
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